December 7, 2022

My 5 yo picky eater was proud going into Thanksgiving, since “I eat turkey all the time!” Phew. He sits down at the table, looks at his plate with a pile of plain turkey, and was puzzled. “Why isn’t the turkey round?” He was expecting lunchmeat. Scraped off the marvelous turkey, replaced it with lunchmeat. He’s since reminded us each holiday that he has the “flat turkey”.

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